With Spandex Episode 4: Veda Scott
This week’s With Spandex guest is Veda Scott, a talented young wrestler who you may’ve seen interviewing stars backstage at Ring Of Honor, hyping upcoming events from the CHIKARA offices or competing...
View ArticleImportant News: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Cheerleaders Went To A Haunted House
Today in Extremely Specific Fetishes, we follow the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders into a haunted house at Busch Gardens’ annual Howl-O-Scream event. It’s the scariest thing the poor girls have had...
View ArticleAn Italian Guy Built A Creepy, Dangerous Looking, Kind Of Amazing Amusement...
Well, it’s almost Halloween, so here’s a story about a real place that could be used as the set of a horror movie without changing a thing. Bruno, a restaurant owner from Italy, has been building an...
View ArticleA ‘Fast & Furious’ Ride Is Coming To Universal Studios Hollywood In 2015
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS In what can only be described as one of the most egregious cases of lede-burying in journalism history, the New York Times waited until the 10th paragraph of its report about the...
View ArticleDMX Screaming On An Amusement Park Ride Might Be The Most Entertaining Thing...
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. We give TMZ a lot of sh*t around these parts — rightfully so! — but I’m finding it hard to be mad at those muckity-muckrakers today, because they...
View ArticleThis Woman Got A Little Too Excited On An Amusement Park Ride
HBO’s Curb Your Enthuasiam is never going to return to our lives, probably, but its influence is still being felt all over the world. For instance, a woman recently did an amazing Susie impression...
View ArticleWatch This Guy Faint Three Times While Riding A Slingshot Amusement Ride
I really feel for this guy. He joins a long line of amusement park riders that have been caught on tape either fainting or losing their sh*t in the middle of a ride. This guy does both. He shouldn’t...
View ArticleKSK Mock Drafts: Amusement Parks
Football is over, and as per tradition, we will while away our time with schaudenfreudey cuts (I hope your family starves, Ahmad Bradshaw) and mock drafts. Of course we don’t do real mock drafts. They...
View ArticleAfter Going Missing For 10 Years, This Creepy Clown Was Discovered In A...
Here’s a nice tall glass of nightmare juice to start your day: a clown mascot that went missing from an Kansas amusement park 10 years ago was found in the home of a sex offender. For those of us...
View ArticleCord Snaps On A Catapult Amusement Ride Just Before Takeoff
Amusement park rides are fun because they give us a feeling of danger in a supposedly safe environment. It’s hard to think in such a carefree setting you could potentially be harmed. That’s almost...
View ArticleThis Cheery ‘Hunger Games’ Amusement Park Will Place The Odds Ever In Your Favor
Lionsgate Welcome, welcome. Many millions of people flocked to the theater to watch the first three Hunger Games films, and the trend shall continue for the November 20 release of Mockingjay – Part...
View ArticleDisneyland’s ‘Star Wars’ Expansion Is Closing Down A Slice Of The Park
Getty Image / David McNew Disneyland is undergoing a few changes to prep for their snazzy new Star Wars park additions, but this hotly anticipated bit of remodelling has some local sights facing the...
View ArticleSweet Mother Of Mario! Nintendo’s Going To Be Invading Universal Studios...
Getty Image / Christian Petersen Bust out the warp whistles, Nintendo is aiming to make a big splash at Universal Studios Japan for 2020. (The year, not the ABC newsmagazine that’s on while your nana’s...
View ArticleWatch This Dude Freak Out After Passing Out In The Middle Of An Amusement...
The Indy Speedway at Panama City Beach boasts two different rides, the quaintly named “Slingshot” and “Vomatron,” and should you be willing to shell out 25 bucks for either of these experiences, you...
View ArticleA Petition Is Asking To Bring Back A Halloween Attraction That Was Closed Due...
Knott Knott’s Berry Farm, which is home to a virtual reality attraction that reportedly depicts what it is like to be a demonically possessed hospital patient, shut down the attraction after mental...
View ArticleTMR: Hit Girl revealed, Cannes line-up discussed, and Arnold will be back
Marv Films/Empire Welcome to The Morning Read. Okay… like everyone else, I woke up today to the news that the official Cannes line-up has just been announced, just a day after the announcement that...
View ArticleIt Doesn’t Matter If It’s a Small World
In what might be the greatest combination of pro wrestling, Fast and Furious movies and cheesy amusement park photos of all time, bear witness to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson posing on Splash Mountain at...
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